Ear to the Ground

Gossips has learned that the 9:00 a.m. mass at St. Mary's Church was interrupted this morning when a man, cloaked in black and wearing a mask, entered the church crying "All Hail." Parishioners reported that the man entered the church around 9:30 a.m. and continued his chant as he walked down the center aisle. Ushers and law enforcement veterans in the congregation were able to restrain the man and remove him from the church through a side door. Most of the parishioners at the well-attended mass made their way outside, where they waited in the church plaza for police to arrive. After that happened, they went back inside, and the service continued.