Yesterday, Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of winter. Meanwhile, in Michigan, Woody the Woodchuck made the opposite prediction: "Bye-bye, winter blues. Michigan's official groundhog predicts an early spring."
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| Photo: Santino Mattioli | MLive |
Unlike Punxsutawney Phil, who had to be plucked from his burrow by his handler, Woody emerged from her den voluntarily. Woody, who has been forecasting the weather on Groundhog Day since 1999, has an accuracy rate of 65 percent. By comparison, in the past ten years, Phil has been right only 30 percent of the time.
I'm goin' with Woody.
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Hang it up Phil! You’re washed!
ReplyDeleteDid I hear Musk has access to our social security files?! Four years hunkered down in a burrow is sound logic.
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