Unsettling News

Gossips has learned that a Hudson resident, on his way home from Club Helsinki last night after Tommy Stinson's Tools for Timkatec benefit concert, was attacked and robbed. The assailants, who reportedly spoke mostly Spanish and called their victim a "f---ing white boy," made off with his credit cards and ATM card. Fortunately, the victim, although shaken by the experience, was not injured in the attack. This should be a warning to us all to be watchful and cautious on the streets of our little city.